Monday, November 27, 2006

It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.

My apologies for not writing as much as I've wanted to these past couple of weeks. I think I've written so much over the course of last month that the tank is a little more empty than what I was expecting. I've started two reviews but I can't get past the second or third paragraph on either. My intentions were good but I'm just having a hard time with the follow-through.

Things will pick up eventually, but this is just a warning that I won't be updating as much for the next month or so. With the holiday season already upon us, I have other matters to attend to that will keep me from writing as much as I want to. Anyone familiar with working in a retail environment (especially a large electronics retailer) will know that this Christmas (oops, I said it) is always the most important time of year for us.

Buddy: "You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa."
Elf (2003)
With extended hours until mid-January, the neverending flow of product and the general hustle and bustle of the season, it can really take the wind out of my sails. I'll be lucky to get anything done at home for the next month if my schedule consists of closing, then opening, then closing... you get the picture. There are more important things going on in my life than this website and I plan to dedicate any and all free time (as long as we can coordinate it) to her.

Anyways, I'm sure that I'll eventually post something before the 25th, but I do hope that everyone has a Merry Christmas if for some reason I don't get around to posting before then. (See, now all my bases are covered in case I do get completely lazy and don't want to post for a whole month.)

Until next time, dear readers.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

One-stop shopping; everything you need, right at your fingertips.

My film viewing for the past week or so has been rather interesting to say the least. When I finally thought that I was done with scary movies for the season, I suddenly became interested in seeing some zombie movies.

Now I know what I said before. I don't like zombie movies. However, a few friends at work thought that I should at least watch all of Romero's zombie flicks so I could at least say that I've watched them once.

Once is a very good word 'cause I don't see myself wanting to watch any of these movies again any time soon. I truly feel after watching the five films involving flesh-eating zombies that I've almost become desensitized from the gore. Now that doesn't mean that I want to keep seeing it, but it doesn't have the same effect on me as once before. And I'm not really sure if that's a good thing.

My buddy had all of Romero's zombie flicks except the 1968 original. He did, however, have the remake from 1990. I double checked with another friend from work who couldn't dig up the original either (even though he claimed to own it). So on some level, I feel that I haven't completed my zombie journey through film, but one day maybe I will. Until then, I can always watch the 30 Second Version Re-Enacted by Bunnies. These reviews are also posted in the order they were viewed.









Night
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Written by George A. Romero
Directed by Tom Savini

Some claim it to be remade shot-for-shot, but that's impossible considering the fact that Romero re-wrote Night specifically updating the script with a more modern approach and taking the female lead protagonist and making her much more motivated and a self sufficient character (Savini was inspired by Sigourney Weaver's portrayal of Ellen Ripley from the Alien films). Apparently that was not the case with Barbara in the original. Romero asked Tom Savini to direct the film (known primarily for doing special make-up effects from Dawn of the Dead to the present day) who, according to the opinion of most fans, created a competent remake.

The film has a direct-to-video feel to it even though it was released theatrically. Allegedly it was a failure at the box office. The first twenty minutes are rather cheesy with the over dramatized score, goof-ball acting by Barbara's brother and Barbara's screaming every thirty seconds when a zombie pops into view. In 1968 this would have been one interesting commentary on society: While racial tensions were flying high in the 1960s, you have a black man refusing to take orders from a white man and the human nature of man trying to survive at any cost. A truly astounding statement at that time.

Once Ben arrives, the film becomes a bit more serious with his input on the situation and the revelation of what might being going on out in there. The film, aside from the zombies and their make up and a few special effects shots, is mostly void of the blood and guts I was expecting to see. Most of the dialog that's delivered by the cast feels somewhat forced and corny. This film is nothing to write home about but I've seen much worse in regards to direction.








Dawn
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Written and Directed by George A. Romero

Now imagining that I correct my "walking dead time line" back to 1968 when the original was released, Dawn is to be taking place ten years later. There is still an obvious problem throughout the country (if not the world) that anyone who dies will end up rising again wanting to feed on the living. This becomes one hell of a vicious cycle (especially once we get to the end of this series).

Four people decide to leave the confines of a seemingly increasing zombie filled city for something else. What they end up coming across while traveling is a shopping mall. They decide to hold up there indefinitely, while coming up with a sure-fire way to avoid the walking dead who vacate the mall at the same time. However, what they discover is that the zombies still cling to some kind of memory (with what few electrons that are still firing in their brains) but their plans all end up going south eventually.

Several months pass by, and even though they've lost one party member, they seem to be adjusting very well to their secluded environment. This all comes to a screeching halt when a gang of bikers, while scouting out the mall, discover the helicopter on the roof top. What soon ensues is death and carnage while our heroes fend off, to the best of their abilities, the biker gang and the dead that are still meandering throughout the shopping mall.

As dated as this film was (blue make-up for the zombies to establish that their flesh was decaying and the "too red" red blood that seemed to be consistent with most films starting with The Wild Bunch to the mid 1980s), it holds up rather well. It's a bit slow in it's pacing and I found the film hard to follow at first. It didn't seem to properly establish what was going on in the first act before our protagonists arrive at the mall. Romero, even though he's labeled the "Godfather of Zombie Flicks", seems to enjoy writing about the decay of human society when they're presented with something that they can't control no matter how hard they try. By far the best film of the series.








Dawn2
Dawn of the Dead (2004) (Remake)
Written by James Gunn
Directed by Zack Snyder

This "re-envision" of Romero's 1978 cult classic leaves much to be desired. It is far inferior to the original and is a product of the MTV generation. It completely skips past the initial plot outline of Night and attempts to combine the two ideas into one film. The only saving grace of this film was the casting of Ving Rhames. Anyone caught up in the possibility of the dead coming back to life to wreak havoc on the planet would want a character like Rhames by your side. A no nonsense bad-ass "MO-FO" who can handle himself and isn't gonna take crap from anyone.

The highlights of the film, weighed in contrast to it's faults, don't make it a very memorable picture aside from these parts: Rhames' character communicating with the gun shop owner on the roof top via dry-erase boards (sniper shots on celebrity look-a-like zombies, playing chess, etc.); one of the protagonists worked for Best Buy; Tom Savini has a cameo in both Dawn films; mimicking the original with the decay of human society when put into an extreme situation.


Andre: [to Michael] "Hey, my man... I hear you talkin' a lot, you know, you're always sayin' something... Who the f*** are you, that we should listen? Were you, like, in a special ops unit in the marines? What the f*** do you do?"
Michael: "I sell televisions at Best Buy."
Andre: [to Kenneth] "Hey, officer! How do you like following a guy that sells TVs?"
Kenneth: "About as much as I like following a guy who steals them. I'm not following anyone."


One of the faults of the film is the casting of Mekhi Phifer as the "stereotypical black criminal." The man has the acting chops to handle much more complex roles like in Clockers as well as in the television series ER. Instead he's typecast into playing the hood with a gun who happens to have a pregnant wife with him. Secondly, the introduction to some kind of zombie infant might have been an interesting concept on paper but the final execution on film just doesn't translate.

It's very difficult, at least for me, to find zombies that scary if they're moving fast. That whole I'm-learning-how-to-walk-again-because-I-was-dead-a-minute-ago feel is very disturbing. Zombies who run at full force may be frightening at first (28 Days Later involved people infected with "rage", not to be confused with zombies), but the creepy thing about slow-moving zombies is that they're almost never a threat until they start to grow in numbers. You turn your head for a second and it's still there, attempting to climb the stairs. But if you stop paying attention to your surroundings, you'll discover that he's still there, that he's climbed the stairs and apparently has decided to bring another 25 friends along with him.








Day
Day of the Dead (1985)
Written and Directed by George A. Romero

A much weaker third act in the entire zombie series, Day of the Dead involves a few scientists grouped with a small band of military officers holed up in an underground facility located somewhere in Florida. Romero apparently was given the choice of having a $7 million budget if he could keep an R rating on the picture. If he chose to release the film unrated, his budge would be cut in half. Romero chose to go with the latter part of the deal given to him by his producers and eventually released the film unrated. (All of Romero's films, except Land of the Dead, have been theatrically released unrated.)

The dead are experimented on by a scientist Dr. Logan, nicknamed by the military personnel as "Frankenstein." Dr. Logan has discovered that even with the most basic of motor functions and the desire to feed even without the ability to digest or process what they're eating, that there are specific ones that are starting to learn and adapt to their surroundings. The "zombie race" that was introduced back in 1968 has apparently been evolving. One thing that is evident throughout the entire Dead series is that the dead will eventually get in to where the living are and wreak havoc in some way shape or form.

The central theme of this film is that humanity is a greater risk to itself than any outside interference. The pacing of this film is much more fluid than it's predecessor but the cheesiness is still very evident. The characters that are the most passionate about their position (specifically the Capt. Rhodes, leading the military and Dr. Logan, leading the scientists) usually deliver most of the labored dialog that makes it difficult to choke down the seriousness of what they are suppose to be representing. It's easier to identify with the "Regular Joe's" in the picture like the helicopter pilots.

Day is also over-the-top with it's violent gore-filled death scenes that arrive at the climax of the film. Outside of a few brief encounters with the blood and guts of the autopsy room where Dr. Logan performs his experiments, the entire middle part of the film is almost gore-free. Romero makes up for it by the utterly disgusting and prolonged zombie feasting scenes before our heroes escape from the carnage.

On a separate side note about the films: If there ever was some kind of zombie breakout through the land, it might be smart to know how to fly a helicopter. It's seems fairly evident that half of Romero's films involve the use of a helicopter and its usefulness in escaping from flesh-eating zombies at the end of the picture.








Land
Land of the Dead (2005)
Written and Directed by George A. Romero

It's been 19 years since Day of the Dead and the zombie situation hasn't improved. It's been nearly 40 years since the original release of Night of the Living Dead and it's very difficult to put your thumb on the actual time line that Romero is trying to convey. Either way, time has passed and the country (if not the world) is increasing in numbers with it's walking dead.

The story takes place around Pittsburgh (also Romero's hometown) where the current society had been able to create a fairly safe city for the living to reside in all the while keeping the walking dead at a considerable distance. It's the first of Romero's Dead films to involve big named stars and the first to involve CG special effects. The film casts such stars as John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Simon Baker and Asia Argento. It also seems to be the only film in the series where the walking dead are referred to as zombies:


Kaufman (Hopper): "Zombies, man. They creep me out."


The people who have survived this horrible epidemic are permitted to live beneath a feudal-like government somewhere within the city. Classes are much more evident in this film and if you have the cash, you can find yourself living in "Fiddler's Green", a large condo building with state-of-the-art security. If you're lower on the food chain (literally), you end up living in poverty or on the streets.

Romero does a fairly decent job portraying how a human society usually ends up functioning when democracy is no longer an option. Unfortunately, with all of the brilliant social commentary made throughout these films, like the additional evolution of the zombies to the extent of organization and a common goal, you have to deal with so much carnage it makes you sick to your stomach. Hence the reason why I don't like watching zombie movies. I can deal with the slow-moving creepiness factor. I can deal with being seriously outnumbered and trying to find a place of refuge. I can deal with going from town to town raiding stores and shopping malls for food and supplies. But once it involves people getting torn in half and being eaten, I've had enough.








After watching all of that throughout the past week I even decided to borrow The Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the same time (I think that I'm just a glutton for punishment). I first watched the film close to 10 years ago and it didn't seem to scare me or creep me out in the slightest. I rented it back when I really starting getting into movies in general and wanted to watch some of the more iconic horror films.

Apparently 10 years between myself and the film still hasn't had any additional affect on me. I don't insult the integrity of the film itself. The entire ambiance of the film is rather disturbing and there are certain scenes that create a very unsettling effect. The score is unnervingly primal and the false documentation at the beginning before the credits is brilliant. Other than that, the film failed to put itself in the same category as The Exorcist or The Blair Witch Project as one of the scariest movies I've ever seen... of course that just my opinion. I could be wrong.








After viewing all of the Dead films, I distinctively remember saying out loud to the cat, "Man, I need to watch something with fluffy bunnies in it or something."

To wipe clean all of the creepy crawlies, as well as cleanse my movie-watching pallet, I popped in The Iron Giant. I highly recommend this animated feature directed by Brad Bird, the writer and director of Pixar's The Incredibles. I'd give more of a synopsis, but I'm just plain tired of writing right now and I'm gonna end up spending the next hour re-reading this entire post about ten more times before I find all of the grammatical errors before it finally gets posted.

I also had the opportunity to see The Prestige last Saturday night and was rather impressed. I am, however, in need of a second or third viewing before I'm able to write a competent review. I have two paragraphs sitting on a separate document just waiting to be released at later time.

Until next time, dear readers.

Sunday, November 5, 2006

That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six.

Recent Ads for Casino Royale, the 21st James Bond movie, has had me in a quandary to sum up my thoughts on the previous 20 films. You can find the most current trailer here (Quicktime is required and it's beneficial to have a broadband connection).

Daniel Craig

There has been a huge backlash in the casting of Daniel Craig as the most recent James Bond. I'm only going to make one comment on this casting: He wouldn't have been my choice, but he seems to fit the characteristics of the literary James Bond.

I don't usually pass judgment on the actors playing Bond as much as the film itself. While Sean Connery is my favorite James Bond, Timothy Dalton portrayed the most accurate literary version of the character created by Ian Fleming. I haven't read every book written by Fleming, but I've always come to the conclusion that unless you've read a few of his books, you will never have a clear understanding of who James Bond really is.

I grew up watching Roger Moore's portrayal of James Bond. A few gems came out of his share of the franchise, but they were mostly laden with serious cheese, obvious stunt doubles, horrendous bell-bottom pants and painful over-synthesized disco soundtracks. When I was a kid, I loved those movies. Revisiting them as an adult with a more critical eye, there were quite a few that left a lot to be desired.

Sean Connery

Dr. No (1962)
It didn't display all of the elements of a typical Bond film, but it was a great starting block: We get the womanizing Bond, the gambling Bond as well as the judge, jury and executioner Bond. Connery nailed the role from the start and everyone else since him have been playing James Bond in his shadow.
Rating: 4 out of 5.

From Russia With Love (1963)
A classic romantic adventure film with a startling opening of James Bond being killed. Includes the introduction of some of the first gadgets Bond is issued including the briefcase with hidden compartments. Also had another one of my Top 5 Bond Girls, Tatiana Romanova (Daniela Bianchi).
Rating: 5 out of 5.

Goldfinger (1964)
By far my favorite Bond film and usually hailed by most fans and critics alike as the quintessential James Bond movie. Talk about gadgets: the Aston Martin DB5 makes it debut with rotating license plates, water jets, smoke screen, radar and ejector seat. Auric Goldfinger (Gert Fröbe) set the standard as the perfect Bond villian, while Oddjob became one of the best henchmen of the Bond Franchise. Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman) starts the list of my Top 5 Bond Girls.
Rating: 5 out of 5.

Thunderball (1965)
Rather enjoyable film as Connery comfortably fills the shoes of Bond once more. However, you might not like me after stating this, but I preferred the remake Never Say Never Again released by Warner back in 1983.
Rating: 4 out of 5.

You Only Live Twice (1967)
This bond film really wasn't my cup of tea. Besides, are we actually suppose to believe that Connery can pull off being Japanese (even for a brief period of time)? I also have a hard time believing Donald Pleasance as a serious villain. The set designs are great but when space is involved in Bond films, I have a hard time suspending my disbelief.
Rating: 3 out of 5.

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
I know, it's out of sequence, but I decided to group all of Connery's films together. Because of Connery's high fee, the film's special effects budget was significantly scaled back, which was apparent on screen. Let us also not forget the "gay" assassins as well. However, if it hadn't been for this film, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery might not have ever been born.
Rating: 3 out of 5.

George Lazenby

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
One of the better written Bond films starring "that other guy." George Lazenby does a decent job picking up the slack that Connery left behind. He also ends up portraying the only Bond who gets married to Tracy Di Vicenzo (Diana Rigg), another one of my Top 5 Bond Girls. It's also difficult to see Kojak (Telly Savalas) as Blofeld, the mastermind behind S.P.E.C.T.R.E.
Rating: 4 out of 5.

Roger Moore

Live and Let Die (1973)
After Connery turned down the then astronomical sum of $5.5 million to return as Bond, Roger Moore then enters the scene. Weird voo-doo surrounds the storyline as well as introduces to the rest of the world the undeniably gorgeous Jane Seymour as Solitaire, one of my Top 5 Bond Girls. Yaphet Kotto, who portrays Mr. Big / Kananga, stars as one of my favorite Bond villains as well as Baron Samedi (Geoffrey Holder) as one of the better henchmen of the Bond Franchise. Includes one of the best James Bond songs performed by Paul McCartney.
Rating: 4 out of 5.

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
One of the corniest of the entire Bond Franchise. Christopher Lee as Scaramanga, his henchman, Nick Nack (Herve Villechaize, also known as Tattoo from Fantasy Island) are anything but to be taken seriously.
Rating: 2 out of 5.

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
A return to form... for the most part. The music is definitely showing it's disco era and the one-liners keep coming but the story is solid.
Rating: 4 out of 5.

Moonraker (1979)
Space + James Bond = Mostly retarded movie. It's sad, too, because I really loved this movie when I was a kid. It's amazing how things change when you get older.
Rating: 2 out of 5.

For Your Eyes Only (1981)
The last decent Roger Moore film. This film also still displays the ever present disco era music but you also come to the realization that as much as Bond is a sex fiend, he's not a pervert. Melina Havelock (Carole Bouquet) also deserves an honorable mention just missing my Top 5 Bond Girls list.
Rating: 4 out of 5.

Octopussy (1983)
Moore is seriously showing his age but apparently can still attract an audience and a pay check. A weak script along with an aging bond are no match for the knife-throwing twins along with a travelling circus and a mostly absurd plot. Sneaking the film score into the flute of a snake charmer, as an under cover agent attracting Bond's attention, was a pretty lame act, too.
Rating: 2 out of 5.

A View to a Kill (1985)
If Moore wasn't showing his age before, he definitely is now. Even having Christopher Walken as the evil Max Zorin can't compete with the butch Grace Jones, Tanya "I scream too much" Roberts and a snowboarding Bond in the opening scene. It did, however, give us one of the better James Bond songs performed by Duran Duran.
Rating: 2.5 out of 5.

Timothy Dalton

The Living Daylights (1987)
A return to the format, the cold war, is always a good indication that James Bond still serves a purpose. Timothy Dalton enters the scene and apparently proceeds to piss off quite a few fans in the process as not being either suave enough, like Connery, or not old enough to execute the perfect one-liners, like Moore. It still produced a decent story and some neat gadgets as well as Dalton being a closer representation of the literary James Bond.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

License to Kill (1989)
Dalton returns, pissed as always... except this time he goes rogue and loses his license to kill. It was the first Bond film to be rated PG-13 for excessive violence and seems to lose some of it's charm because of it. Apparently Bond exacting revenge isn't always the best formula to follow.
Rating: 2 out of 5.

Pierce Brosnan

GoldenEye (1995)
Pierce Brosnan brought to the roll a fantastic combination of Connery's class and Moore's humor along with his own style. The best bond to hit the silver screen since For Your Eyes Only and it starred the last girl on my Top 5 Bond Girls list, Famke Jessen as Xenia Onatopp.
Rating: 5 out of 5.

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
A much weaker plot involving a deranged media mogul arranging international incidents for headlines and pitting world superpowers against each other. Brosnan still knocks the role out of the park, but the story suffers in the process.
Rating: 2 out of 5.

The World Is Not Enough (1999)
The only Bond film I've only seen once... and once was enough. Horrible acting along with a terrible storyline involving Bond protecting an oil heiress from a ruthless anarchist whose total imperviousness to pain makes him a virtually unstoppable enemy. That and Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist. Um, yeah... sure, completely believable.
Rating: 1 out of 5.

Die Another Day (2002)
Brosnan's final film was extremely over the top but it's execution was superb. Much more enjoyable that the previous, it redeemed itself with an entertaining storyline by having Bond being captured behind enemy lines in North Korea, tortured, stripped of his 00-license and being abandoned by MI-6. The remainder of the film has Bond attempting to exact revenge on who set him up in North Korea all while plays homage to the other 19 Bond films in the process.
Rating: 3 out of 5.






My final comments about the upcoming Casino Royale...


Martin Campbell is directing, which is good. He directed Brosnan in GoldenEye. The budget for Casino Royale is significantly smaller than the previous three films: $72 million. The budgets for the last three Bond films: Die Another Day $142 million, The World Is Not Enough $135 million and Tomorrow Never Dies $110 million.

Always a good sign when you can make the next picture at half of the last film's budget. It's also pretty smart considering that they have a new star that may not be as bankable as the last. However, Martin Campbell also stated that he wanted to do a toned down Bond film with less action and explosions. Watching the trailer doesn't necessarily back that comment. Oh well, who knows...

Until next time, dear readers.

Thursday, November 2, 2006

Flinch and you'll be chasing your head down Main Street!

Woke up this morning to the thought that I was late for work. How messed up is that? It was obvious to my brain that I had been working enough days in a row that it was unable to distinguish days off anymore.

Today was pleasantly peaceful if you exclude the time frame when Willis discovered that our Internet had been disconnected. The weather presented itself as almost uncomfortably chilly and soup was suggested to me when I was planning a lunch date. I had a fantastic bowl of chicken tortilla soup and a grilled cheese sandwich at McAlister's and then spent another hour at Hasting's (a place where us "media whores" like to hang out), buying time in hopes that the dust had settled by the time I got home.

Not so much.

Still rather hazy as I walked through the front door, Willis soon left to prevent the evils of our cable company from coming out and "snipping the wire" for good. I planted myself in front of my pc, unable to check my email, surf the web or play anything that required an internet connection.

I decided to crank out some Boston and play some solitaire. But not just any kind of solitaire, Pyramid Solitaire. Regular solitaire will make me want to put a bullet through my brains (most of the time). Pyramid Solitaire was taught to my at a very young age by my Great Aunt Pattie. If you're curious what kind of solitaire I speak of, please click here.

After winning several games (something I can't seem to do with regular solitaire), I retired to the living room and watched some television. Willis had discovered a while back that the new Sleuth Channel was broadcasting the old school Dragnet series a couple times a week (along with a bunch of other shows that reek of 1980's TV Crime/Action/Drama cheese).

Dragnet was THE SHOW when it came to police procedural dramas. I think that's why I loved watching it so much. It cut through the melodramatic bull crap that existed with almost every other crime drama and just followed protocol.

Not every episode was a gem. In fact, some oozed Grade-A Velveeta® depending on the storyline. However, because it always followed a strict guideline, many episodes broke the mold as being completely original and setting a new standard for police dramas throughout the next 50 years. Another reason why Homicide: Life on the Streets is one of my all-time favorite television programs.

Dragnet first existed as a radio show from 1949 to 1957. Then, when television became all the new craze, it first broadcast from 1951 to 1959. It was then brought back to the air in 1967 and ran until 1970. A theatrical film was also released in 1954 as well as a 1966 made-for-TV movie (which inspired Jack Webb to bring the show back).

A few interesting trivial facts about the show and it's creator, Jack Webb:



  • The show's cultural impact is demonstrated by the fact that even after five decades, elements of Dragnet are known to those who've never seen or heard the program.



  • At the height of Dragnet's popularity, people would actually call the LAPD wanting to speak to Webb's character, Sgt. Joe Friday. The Department eventually came up with a stock answer to the large volume of calls: "Sorry, it's Joe's day off."



  • Episodes from this series were used as training tools by the real-life LAPD.



  • Jack Webb would pay $25 to any officer who submitted a story that was used for an episode plot. (That may not amount to much now, but imagine how much that was back in 1967.)



  • Upon his death, the badge number 714, used by his character Joe Friday in the "Dragnet" TV shows, was officially retired by the Los Angeles Police Department displayed at the Academy's Museum. (Badge 714 belonged to Sgt. Dan Cooke, the technical advisor.)


The show was revived back in 2003 by Dick Wolfe (Law & Order series) starring Ed O'Neil as Sgt. Joe Friday and Ethan Embry as Frank Smith. After a 12-episode season that rather closely followed the traditional formula (where O'Neil perfectly portrayed the straight-edged no-nonsense Friday), the format of the series was changed to an ensemble crime drama including a group of younger and ethnically-diverse detectives. Now titled L.A. Dragnet, Friday was promoted to Lieutenant but received less screen time and the new re-vamped series tanked and was pulled from broadcast after 5 episodes into it's second season (I'm surprised it lasted that long). This is just a proven fact that you don't mess with a tried and true formula.

Anyways, I've bent your ear enough about a television show. That's just happen to be what was skipping around in my head this evening. Now it's been removed and ever-so-gently placed on this blog site to be remembered forever (or until the server crashes). And as you can see, our connection is back up and running... so have no fears.

Until next time, dear readers.