Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner.

"CHiPs" Drinking Game
(Carefully Selected, Refined and Revised for any episode; Revisions are marked with an asterisk)

General Patrolling with Ponch & Jon:

1 drink every time they apprehend a suspect while not patrolling the highway system
1 drink every time they're shocked to see anyone they've pulled over or arrested is female
1 drink for every VW Bug
1 drink for every dramatic zoom-in
1 drink for time continuity issues (day-for-night, sun setting/high noon during chase sequence, etc.)
1 drink for every instance of reused footage
1 drink for every time a vehicle is reused in the same scene
1 drink for every time they attempt to direct traffic *
2 drinks if theyre directing traffic that doesnt need directing *
2 drinks every time they actually cuff someone

2 drinks if Sergeant Getraer arrives at a scene on his motorcycle *
Finish your glass/bottle if all major cast members arrive at a scene: Ponch, Jon, Getraer, Grossman, Barry Baricza & either Sindy or Bonnie (after 1st Season) *

3 drinks for every accident shown in slow motion *

Ponch & Jon (Specific):

1 drink for "The Ting" Ponch shows his pearly whites and purposely smiles during any situation
2 drinks if during an accident

1 drink every time Ponch's uniform gets messy
2 drinks if it happens more than once in a single episode
Finish your glass/bottle if you see Ponchs nipples *

3 drinks for every time they show a crotch shot of either Ponch or Jon during a rescue attempt *
Finish your glass/bottle if both Ponchs and Jons crotch are shown together *

1 drink for every time Ponch/Jon refer to each other as "Old Buddy", "Partner", etc.
1 drink for every time Ponch/Jon tells a citizen to "Cool It", "Take It Easy", etc.

1 drink for every time Ponch flirts with someone they've pulled over
3 drinks if Ponch flirts on Jon's behalf
Finish your glass/bottle if Jon flirts with someone they've pulled over
2 drinks if that gets them a date

1 drink for every time Ponch/Jon lets someone off with just a warning

1 drink for every time we see Ponch and Jon have lunch
2 drinks if they're interrupted

1 drink (at every freeze frame) if the ending credits are at Ponchs expense
Finish your glass/bottle if Ponch shakes his fist during the ending credits
Finish your glass/bottle if Jon shrugs his shoulders at Ponch's expense

Other Locations & Miscellaneous:

1 drink for every sergeant voice-over montage
2 drinks for every time Ponch is called Francis
3 drinks if they use his middle name Llewellyn
1 drink for every time someone mispronounces Ponch's last name (Poncherello)
2 drinks every time someone Ponch/Jon saves sends them a gift or visits them
2 drinks for every time Ponch has a Hostess Ding-Dong
2 drinks every time you see Ponch's trailer
3 drinks when we see Jon's apartment
2 drinks for every time the whole squad has a laugh at Ponch's expense