First Impression

Write what might go through someone's mind--or what you hope goes through their mind--when they first meet you.

At Home:
"Why is his dog attacking me?"

At Work:
"Boy this man seems to be wasting his talents here."

At The Dog Park:
"Why is his dog dominating my dog?"

At The Grocery Store:
"Wow, this guy sure seems to like Cheetos."

In General:
"Such a pleasant demeanor for a large bald-headed man."