Castaway

You have been stuck on a desert island, alone, for 30 days. Write a diary entry.

Well, it's now day number thirty and thank goodness I saw the movie "Cast Away." I've learned how to survive on coconuts and spearing fish, but unfortunately, I didn't crash into the ocean with a plethora of FedEx shipments that aren't going to reach their destination. I have no Wilson to talk to, no ice skates to perform dental surgery, and I don't have the partial outside shell to a port-a-potty to replicate as sails on a raft. So, needless to say, I'm pretty much screwed!