Saturday, September 29, 2007

Memorable Weddings in Film

"Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!"

The Dude & His Special Lady

Over the course of the past seven months, many things have changed in my life. In fact, things are still changing, and the biggest one of them all will take place two weeks from this Saturday. Finally taking the time to sit down and write about it is very difficult. So difficult in fact, that I almost don't want to. It's not the fact that I don't want to share the fantastic news to everyone that I come in contact with, it's the fact that I'd rather be spending this time with the woman of my dreams who is bundled up on the couch right now watching "Grey's Anatomy". However, there, in that room, lies the struggle.

I personally don't care for that show. I try to avoid medical dramas, especially ones that wreak of the "prime time soap opera" kind. I haven't been a faithful follower of any medical drama since “ER” pushed its way up to the top of the Nielsen ratings back in the fall of 1994. That show became the first “must see” television show of my early adulthood. I had recently graduated from high school, was in my first semester of community college, and this show barged onto the scene with an intensity that I had never really experienced before on television. My homework soon became non-existant every Thursday night for next few years (or at least until I dropped out).

I distinctively remember the promotions all summer long for that show: “From Executive Producer Michael Crichton.” All I knew was that Michael Crichton was a big name to be flaunting around at that time. With the cinematic juggernaut that was Jurassic Park, it was only the smartest thing for NBC to become intimate bedmates not only with Crichton, but with Steven Spielberg's production company Amblin Entertainment. Both were very hot commodities back then. In fact, one of them still is. The jury is still out on Crichton.

“ER” is now entering it's fourteenth season and I consistently watched the first ten. I never missed an episode and this was back before the convenience of Tivo. I was restricted with either 8 or 10 programmable slots on my VCR, and you can bet your sweet ass that it was recording between the time slots of 9:00 and 10:00 pm every Thursday without question.

I am sad to report that I've completely lost my interest in watching “ER.” Once they killed off Dr. Greene, I pretty much turned in my membership card. I tried to tune in for another season or two, but it just wasn't the same. You know you're show's been on too long when the entire leading cast has been rotated out. I just can't take Shane West or John Stamos seriously, comparing them to Anthony Edwards or George Clooney.










Now that I've gone off track as to what I was planning on writing about, I will abruptly, yet firmly, grab the emergency brake of this less than exciting blog and flip this bitch 180 degrees.

What was it that I was talking about...? Oh yes, I was starting to hear wedding bells off into the distance. If I strain hard enough to hear them, I'm sure that I can also make out the faint shouting of overwhelming frustration from my bride-to-be. But that's alright, because I'd probably be doing the same thing if I were trying to plan a wedding and reception for 150 friends and family. We are also both in serious need of a vacation (especially her). Thank God that it comes almost immediately after the wedding.

I'll have to be somewhat honest with you, dear readers. I confess that I'm not overly anxious about the wedding. Please don't misunderstand me. I can't wait to be married. I can't wait for the festivities to commence as well as celebrate with all of my family and friends in one place. I can't wait to start the next chapter in my life. It is well overdue and I'm glad that I'll be able to spend the rest of my days with the most wonderful woman in the world.

What I'm not looking forward to is being at the center of attention. Now I'm sure you'll argue with me that it's not me who's the center of attention that day, but my bride. I beg to differ. Trust me, I'm not trying to climb to the top of the "center-of-attention-podium" with this argument. I'm just simply trying to state the fact that we're both going to be the focal point. I'm sure if you ask her, she'd tell you exactly the same thing.

When the final moment(s) come, all I pray for is that we're able to hold back enough tears that we don't look like two blubbering idiots up at the front of the church. The second is that I hope we'll be able to get out the words to follow along with the reverend who's performing the ceremony. If we can get past those two obstacles, I think everything else will fall into place quite nicely. Knowing you've made the right decision to commit your life and the remainder of your existance is one thing, having to express that in front of 150+ people, is in a category all on its own.










Getting that off my chest makes me feel a little better... which brings me to the reason why I started to write this damn post in the first place.

Knowing that I hadn't made a legitimate post for over half a year, and with my wedding day quickly approaching, I thought about creating a "Top 5 wedding movies" list. To be completely honest, Lisa brought the idea up to me over a month ago, but I felt that I couldn't commit to five movies that were just about weddings that I really enjoyed (it's also a very small sub-genre). So I stewed on it for a while and came up with the most memorable wedding moments in film. At least according to me and what I've seen.

SPACEBALLS (1987)
Who doesn't recall the reverand yelling out to the newly titled Prince Lonestar and Princess Vespa, "The short short version!" Any Mel Brooks fan, even the casual one, can appreciate the humor set forth in the following scene:





THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987)
Being surrounded by movies all my life, the words "Dearly Beloved" automatically spark the thoughts of a traditional wedding. So much so, that it's too stereotypical. So stereotypical that both Lisa and I specifically requested that it not be said at our ceremony. However, recalling the wedding scene in Rob Reiner's The Princess Bride was what was really going through my mind when someone says "Dearly Beloved." Yeah, yeah, I know the priest doesn't say "Dearly Beloved", but you get the idea.





FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL (1994)
Rowan Atkinson is a comic genius in this scene, practically stumbling over every line, forcing the bride and groom to correct every nervous mistake that he utters. Most of the scene is quite subtle, so you must pay close attention or you won't catch the humor.





THE DEER HUNTER (1978)
The Deer Hunter is a brilliant film, and the first third consists of a wedding, reception and a final hunting trip before the three protagonists voluntarily ship off to Vietnam. The wedding reception is even more memorable because it serves all of the characters in two ways: (1) the obvious wedding celebration and (2) a farewell party for the three men who are going overseas to serve their country. The Deer Hunter offers a small slice of European-immigrant, blue-collar americana that is difficult to find represented in a more genuine and honest way.

The Deer Hunter

THE GRADUATE (1967)
The wedding that never happens. That's what I think about when I bring up The Graduate. Mike Nichols made cinematic history with his film adaptation of Charles Webbs' novel. The film is established as a classic and sits on many lists that boast the greatest films ever made. However, as many iconic and classic scenes that exist in this masterpiece, the one I bring up is Benjamin's climactic rescue of Elaine at her wedding. He bangs on the glass high above the church sanctuary shouting "Elaine! Elaine! Elaine! Elaine!" Madness ensues within everyone except for the bride, who realizes she needs to be rescued. The great irony of the film comes right at the end. As they sit on the back of the bus, they look at each other and you get the sense that what they just did really didn't change anything. The possibility of turning into their parents is probably right around the corner.

The Graduate

GOODFELLAS (1990)
The Goodfellas wedding scene is a fantastic representation of how overwhelming marrying into the mafia can be. Scorsese skillfully directs this scene where Karen (Lorraine Bracco) is introduced to her now "extended family" throughout the entire reception hall. Karen's head is spinning, but Henry reassures her that everything is fine. It amazes me how completely oblivious she is to what line of work her now husband actually does. Being in construction never paid so well.





THE GODFATHER (1972)
I tend to leave the best for last, and The Godfather is no exception. The first thirty minutes of this cinematic masterpiece takes place during Don Corleone's daughter's wedding reception. Silcilian tradition states that a father cannot refuse a request on his daughter's wedding day. So, while everyone else enjoys the festivities, the Godfather, along with close friends and family, must conduct their family business. Like I stated earlier along the same lines of The Graduate, The Godfather is widely received as one of the greatest films ever made. There are dozens of iconic moments that fill this three hour gangster saga, but the one I provide for you is a conversation that takes place between the Godfather's youngest son, Michael and his fiancée, Kate. Michael (portrayed by a very young Al Pacino) explains his family's business in a story involving the now big Hollywood star, Johnny Fontane, also featured in the clip.





I'm fairly certain, than unless I'm truly inspired to make an additional post within the next two weeks, I should hopefully have some great stories and possibly some decent pictures by time you hear from me again.

Unti next time, dear readers.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.

For the past several weeks I've been contemplating creating a TOP 5 LIST of my favorite films that involve Christmas but are not about Christmas. At first glance, I thought this list was going to be very easy to compile.

However, the more I kept thinking about it, the harder it became to come up with five films that were worthy of being on my "TOP 5."

After quite some time of careful and frustrating analyzing, I finally came up with my five favorite films that take place around Christmas but aren't about Christmas. I thought that this list would be rather fun instead of picking my five favorite Christmas movies. Something different and unusual if you're looking to watch a movie that involves but isn't about Christmas:

#5. Gremlins

Do you remember the three rules you must strictly follow when in possession of a Mogwai?
(1) Keep it away from bright lights, especially sunlight, which can kill it. (2) Do not get it wet with water. (3) Never, under any circumstances, feed it after midnight.

However, if you break all three of these rules, you end up with an extremely hilarious horror-comedy that takes place during Christmas. I can't recall how many times I've actually seen this movie, but it's been many years and there are so many scenes that flood my memories it's a surprise that I didn't end up one twisted individual. There are so many violent moments in this film that it was apparently one of two pictures released in 1984 (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) that influenced the MPAA to create the PG-13 Rating. I find it amusing that the two films that tipped the scales for the new PG-13 Rating were both in relation to Steven Spielberg.

Billy Peltzer: "They're watching Snow White. And they love it."
Christmas song that is permanently burned into my brain related to this movie: The film's score is creepy, funny and weird enough to keep me from thinking of one specific song that stood out. However, the more I think about it, "Heigh Ho" does spark a few memories, which is pretty sad considering that it should make me think of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs first.

#4. Lethal Weapon

What better way to celebrate the season than with a movie that practically invented the "buddy cop" genre. This film firmly placed Mel Gibson into stardom and the rest is now history. Danny Glover and Gibson play very well off of each other as the straight-laced older cop who is given a "loose cannon" of a partner with obvious mental issues. The end result is a sharply written script with plenty of laughs and plenty of action, even if the a majority of the story is quite implausible (you could also say the same thing about my #1). However, we don't watch these movies for proper police work and realism. We watch these movies to be entertained, and this one does just that. Glover and Gibson are a fantastic crime fighting duo and you get the chance to to see a younger and thinner Gary Busey before he went completely insane.

Martin Riggs: "This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real f**king gun!"
Christmas song that is permanently burned into my brain related to this movie: "Jingle Bell Rock"

#3. Go

I knew I was forgetting this one as well and have to thank Willis for pointing this one out to me as well. Some see this film as a shallow ripoff of Pulp Fiction but I disagree. Go follows the events and the aftermaths of a drug deal during Christmas. The films is split up into three segments and is told in three different points of view. This film is just another shining example of a movie that takes place during Christmas but has nothing to do with Christmas, whatsoever. My cat's name also comes from one of the leads in the film, Ronna. She's quite the bitch but you end up liking her anyways (you can say the same thing about my cat). Besides, who doesn't enjoy watching Jay Mohr and Scott Wolf portray a brilliantly funny gay couple?

[Referring to the Family Circus comic strip]
Todd: "And it's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck."
Christmas song that is permanently burned into my brain related to this movie: None.

#2. The Apartment

I have to give props to Willis for helping me pick this one of out. This film had completely slipped my mind as one that takes place during the holiday season, but in all realization, the most crucial plot points in this film take place on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Year's Eve. Jack Lemmon stars in this brilliant Billy Wilder comedy about a man who tries to move up the corporate ladder by lending out his apartment to executives for trysts. Outside of catching the occasional cold (due to waiting outdoors to get back into his apartment) C.C. Baxter has no problems with the trade. He quickly moves up the ladder but runs into a quandary when the girl he's interested in is his bosses mistress. It just goes to show you that having a successful career comes in at a distant second to finding the love of your life.


C.C. Baxter: "Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe. I mean shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand and there you were."
Christmas song that is permanently burned into my brain related to this movie: None.

#1. Die Hard

Bring home the holidays in style by killing some European terrorists, blowing up a building all while saving your estranged marriage. What other way would you want to spend Christmas Eve? Bruce Willis stakes his claim (and becomes a household name) with this fantastic action/adventure film that ended up laying the ground work for several stereotypical 1990s genre action films: (1) it opened the door to the large-scale explosion-filled popcorn movies; (2) reinstated the "one-liner" that only seemed present in James Bond pictures and (3) responsible for creating the "action hero" archetype where they had minimal dialog, wearing a few pieces of clothing and always appearing grizzled. Many have tried to duplicated it (including a sub-standard sequel along with a crappy title and the coincidence of being on Christmas Eve yet again) but they all fail in comparison: Speed - "Die Hard on a Bus", Under Siege - "Die Hard on a Ship" and so on and so forth.

John McClane: "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."
Christmas song that is permanently burned into my brain related to this movie: "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

The Ref
Very underrated film involving Christmas Eve as Dennis Leary, a burglar on the run, who takes a feuding married couple hostage. FYI: Language is rather harsh in this one, so watch at your own risk.

Trading Places
I can't remember if I had seen this film in its entirety until earlier this week, but it definitely lands on the honorable mention list. Quite the hilarious comedy starring Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy who have their positions in life reversed by the hands of two callous millionaires.

You've Got Mail

This ended up making my honorable mentions list cause I always end up watching it during the holiday season even though the films entire time line takes place from early autumn to the spring of next year. Sorry, it's a guilty pleasure, but I love how Joe Fox (Hanks) slowly and creatively weaves his online persona with his real life persona to make Kathleen Kelly (Ryan) fall in love with both.

Batman Returns
I remember Christmas themes throughout the film and the obvious winter elements that take place. Not sure how much more I can really mention other than it's fun to watch Michelle Pfeiffer in skin tight vinyl.

Rocky IV
The climatic boxing match takes place on Christmas Day. What more do you want from me? It's a Rocky movie... not much else to mention about it.

If you feel that I've failed to mention a film that deserves to be on this list, please post a reply so I can look forward to watching it next year or kicking myself for forgetting it in the first place.

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. This will probably be my last post before January, so I hope you all enjoy spending time with your family and friends. Be safe and don't do anything too stupid that you'll end up regretting it later. At least don't do anything I wouldn't do. Other than that, I wish you all the best and I'll see you in 2007.

Until next time, dear readers.